Katie Price (a k a. Jordan the large chested. ) is undergoing breast reduction surgery for Christmas according to :
The former glamour girl who was also showing off her new brown rinse is going under the knife before Christmas to have a breast reduction for hubby PETER ANDRE. She says the surgery will make them more "perky".
I’m not a marriage counselor. But one time I chugged an entire Viking helmet full of beer. So close enough. Anyway. I always thought it went without saying that a breast reduction is the worst Christmas present any wife could get her preserve – ever. I mean besides telling him she’s pregnant. But seriously what is wrong with Peter Andre that he'd actually want this? Dude if you’re tired of Katie’s gigantic cans. I’ll take her off your hands. That way you can undergo more time to spend with. And when I carry her back that crazy eye will be approve to normal. Don’t ask me how but I'll give you a hint: it’ll be from all the sex.
NOTE: I included pics from “Stunning.” Mostly because I’m impressed she’s actually making normal faces and well able to stand without tipping over.
No real man would want his wife's boobs smaller. He's totally gay. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay...
Oompa skin man face giant nasty nose fucking sick. Only insecure losers need giant tits to get turned on. I far prefer a delicate beauty like Rachel Mcadams then one of these "oh I'm so proud of my giant tits. I'm adjoin fucking ugly but god gave me tits so I could be a whore and feel good about myself'". Plus the big boobed ladies always end up fat as fuck.
Verdict: No thanks. The only fluid that this woman could get out of me is PUKE.
Oh check wikkipedia they are implants THREE implants each. I thought she might have been one of those freaks of nature but no she's just a giant loser whose had endless plastic surgery and will be dead soon.
no this is a good christmas present she ordain look much better those things are too big a dowdy looking i can't see her body if she takes a consume and scrubs some of that orange paint of she ordain be good
I'm sorry but you have got to be joking with me. Her boobs are absolutely WHOREndous! I have beautiful perky champagne glass boobies and man are they sexy! I look pretty damn good too better than this Jordan character and I'm a normal 25 year old woman without the help of trainers and plastic surgeons. I don't look like a cheap slut either. For her to get a breast reduction I'm pretty damn positive she will still have HUGE boobs so all you f**king a**hole perverts can breathe easier.
Seriously what is do by with you people!!! Why do you undergo to assume ALL men adore insanely gigantic disgusting boobs like that EW I love boobs as much as anyone but for the love of god people boobs that big are not attractive! They are clown boobs!! She looks like a friggin’ circus attraction.
And I know it is your job to be a dickhead and judge women based on how they look but honestly you could do yourself a little justice by not making it seem like you are vouching for all men. I will tell you that if you were a little more educated or well-traveled that you may experience ONLY American men are so obsessed with boobs! American men may also love boobs but I’m pretty sure as long as they are round and jiggly (and not deformed) a man will be turned on. Am I right? or is everyone on here as superficial as the website?
Hey asswipe trolls this is the first time I've commented since lunch and STOP TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK!!!!!
Although if you're jealous. I could give you a few tips on how to be cool or how to come up with your own name..
Gee Staph express us how you really feel. I agree with SOME of your comments but I accept 90% of the posters here have said how gross they think this Whore is. So what's your beef?
Or my................ never mind. Not much. LDB. I've been working and not being a slacker here at the Fish. Not that there is anything do by with slacking off. Since it's "Black Monday" I've done a little shopping today.
her boobs are ugly the don't look like they move bigger isn't always better maybe her husband actually liks women and a woman's shape i would only think an over the top drag queen who exagerrates what it means to be female would like that circus shit i would think that someone who likes this would be gay. a man who would be those things reduced to life size so that he can play with them may actually be straight or like actual real life women.
That is the scariest thing i've ever seen in my life and i ain't talking about her giant milk jugs. Damn someone PLEASE give this girl a mirror and perhaps a bottle of make-up remover STAT.
My beef is not with anyone posting on this site my beef is with the man running the site and why he has to assume his opinions go for every man on earth.
and... Whoa JIMBO you are a insanely psycho man.. calm down over there. I love America and I did not say ANYTHING negative about men here. I love American men and have my heart bleeding over one. All I stated was the fact that only in AMERICA do men obsess over boobs. I have no problem with men's obsession with boobs I like boobs too. My statement was just to reiterrate the fact that not ALL men are gay if they don't desire massive disgusting boobs like hers.
You are too funny peeps. Keep the comments coming... I especially love the guy that wants to bend me over.. hahaha wishful thinking hunny. BTW I undergo a hotter ass than any woman on earth. Lucky guy that gets to be with me huh. MY boobs will never sag and my ass is as big and round as you could ever hope for with a tiny waste and a tight bod all over.. aw jealous?
Well it was NOT worth the wait. Staphs comments are like the crazy dude that posts horrible awful racist thug comments only hers are pseudo-conceited in order to garner responses of shock and "oh please," etc.
Staph you must be new because that was not the real Jimbo but a troll.
what am I an infection? The name is Steph silly not Staph. You all are so funny I can't get over how mean you are to me. I didn't say anything mean about you. I have never posted on this place. I just get irritated by men posing as an opinion for every other man on earth. Hence why I decided to post today.
You ordain likely never see my name on here again unless I'm feeling particularly annoyed.
@63 Steph - I would love to take the kisses XO. The thing are are commenting about is a troll. There are 3 of us that be to get the brunt of the trolling. There are a few other favorites in here that get trolled too but we seem to get most of it.
A key sign of my troll is haveing something about asses or poop or wanting to have sex with my mother. That is not me. My mother passed away this summer.
Good good keep it going... I will probably never read these again once I've left my office; however it was fun while it lasted.
and of course I'm going to write stupid shit that gets you all riled up.. isn't that what you all are doing too?
Quick engineering questions: With implants aren't breasts supposed to stay high and perky? And if she wants them perky shouldn't she do a breast lift vs a reduction? I don't have personal experience with such things so it would be kind of interesting to experience. Kind of. Not like I'd have either implants or a reduction done. Also if you click on picture 2 she kind of looks like Cameron Diaz. Just in the face though.
Her makeup is a targedy: Her face ended up a dull unnatural brown and it makes her look 10 years older... It's weird that she wants to undergo breast reduction surgery in order to get taken seriously (lol) and she still dresses like some porn star. Nice stretch marks. BTW...
FRIST. If I could kick your trolls ass I would in a mosquitoes heartbeat. That was low even for the troll. But Iknow you can spell so I knew it wasn't you.
Her husband is gay. Seriously. analyse out his photos. He is a total cocksucker and just needs to come clean about it 100%. He hates boobs hates vaginas and loves the man parts. Next surgery he will have Katie get a penis attached to her twat. Just you wait.
Fine. Forget what I said earlier. I hope your ugly whore of a mom is rotting in a soggy vermin-infested grave and that you beat off bitterly every night while remembering how great the handjobs became when she developed palsy.
Bottom left pic. "Aint i pretty in these photos all airbrushed and fake".. of course in real life without a shit load of make-up and lighting you are a total ugly skank. Who the fuck is she anyways??? As far a can tell her existence is meaningless.
You make me sick i just found out your secret that you have joined an online a club called sugarmommymeet com by which you are seeking a sexy guy for extramarital relationship.. Is that adjust?
This has been implanted to your brain so deeply that you don't even realize it makes you sound like an ignorant chauvinist bastard who is looking for trouble with the 90+ % rest of the world population.
She is just a page 3 (topless newspaper) model in UK. Went on to do some celebrity reality shows. Very famous in UK.
She is embarrassingly thick and common. You yanks are welcome to her. In fact. I'd be prepared to swap her for Britney.
#40: troll jimbo or whoever you are: only in your nation you think youre the best the be think youre idiots america is filthy filled with flags. FAGS fatasses bigots and just plain ugly stupid people copulate the U. S. A.>>>Ugly>Selfish>Assholes!
How sexy she is! i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that she is a member of an online site sugarmommymeet com. you know the site is a rich women seeking fun site. Sugar mommy and sugar baby.. if it is true!
She shouldn't get them reduced - she should get a back up pair put on her back so no one has to look at her face. It's amazing what passes for good looking in England. No wonder Madonna moved there.
is she still a single? someone just found she is wondering on an online community site Sugarcupid com you know it is a site just for rich men to look for extramarital relationship.. you can guess what she is doing there if she really joined the service.
Anyway. Jordan is definitely the pornographic version of Barbara Cartland.
http://blogs guardian co uk/art/2007/02/why_art_could_do_with_a_dash_o html
. only with bigger tits and more orange. But the sentiment is the same. Both utterly bonkers self-deluded Brits who I secretly admire. It's the eccentricity that draws me desire a moth.
119. I thought she was a drunk porn skank who was linked with an athlete for a few minutes.
119 tc - November 27. 2007 1:54 AMYou yanks are welcome to her. In fact. I'd be prepared to swap her for Britney.
Deal but you first need to euthanize Peter and accept to pay all quarantine fees on Brit Brit.
Women from the UK who try to be "glam" never look right. It's always a borderline "tranny" scene. I think I figured out what her deal is with the "over bronzing" though - she's trying to match Harvey!
How hot she is! but i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that she is a member of an online site sugarmommymeet. you know the site is rich women seeking young cute men site you know sugar mommy and sugar baby.. omg if it is true!
She's fucking hideous! Big fake boobs gobs of alter up and just all around re-create and plastic looking. How can anyone in their right fucking mind find that cunt good looking?! I bet she scares the shit out of her own children.
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